Room 504, Monday After Lunch

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After lunch Ino headed right back to her room, sprawling out on her bed and leaving the door wide open. She was expecting someone after all.

Stretching, she got off her bed and fussed with her plants. Ino was glad her room had been a strange-free zone this weekend. Especially if it made him feel more like talking. She hummed a little as she inspected her plants.

[Expecting someone specific, but sure, open. Come flail at Ino! ETA: For my sanity? Anyone who visits shows up before Michael does, because zomg there will eventually be diiiiirty in that thread. Eventually. Timezones permitting. Yay sp!]

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"... where did you hear that?" Ino asked guardedly, trying not to flail.

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He shoved the MP3 player at her. "...You had sex!" Jeff repeated, flailing more, "You're my sister! You're not supposed to have sex!"

Or he wasn't supposed to hear about it, at any rate.

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"I'm allowed to have sex!" Ino protested, taking the MP3 player, "But I didn't think you'd hear about it!"

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"It was on radio!" Jeff flailed in the general direction of the MP3 player, "I heard it! Are you all right? No, wait, don't tell me, this is the worst ever!"

He was taking it a mite bit too serious, maybe.

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"I hate radio." Ino muttered, blushing, "How bad did it sound? Do I want to know?" Her eyebrows shot up, "And, clearly, I'm perfectly fine."

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Jeff made a few unidentifiable noises, then spluttered, "Listen!"

And then privately thought to himself that if he ever had sex, he'd bolt the doors and destroy all the acorns and fumigate the area before he started, unless it was accidental-- "Oh god, did you have accidental sex?"

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"How do you have accidental sex?" Ino demanded, blushing furiously. Then, before he could answer that, because she really didn't want to know, she listened to the radio recording.

And stared in horror. "Cable-san did radio?" Now Ino was flailing. Lots of flailing. "And I don't want Deadpool-san to punch Kabuto!"

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"Well, perhaps mister Deadpool should," Jeff said, in a flaily capacity that had more sort of brotherly rage in it now than the previous panic, "If your boyfriend's getting you into accidental sex and all!"

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"There's no such thing as accidental sex!" Ino flailed, "I knew what I was doing! And he'd better not!"

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"You could--" Jeff was practically flapping his arms with flail, "--Have fallen on it!"

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"Fallen." Ino repeated, in disbelief, "You've got to be kidding me."

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"It's possible," Jeff said, with visions of his past dancing before his eyes, "My mother says so! Be careful where you're walking, Jeffrey, or you might just pop one out!"

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"... your mother is crazy, Jeff." Ino said, blushing, "I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen."

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"Pretty sure?" Jeff asked, raising an eyebrow.

Or rather, attempting to raise an eyebrow. He just didn't have the right muscle control, so both eyebrows ended up wobbling somewhere in that middle area.

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"Well, it'd take a lot of... accidental horribleness to have a chance at happening." She shook her head. "But that's not what happened! It was perfectly consensual!"