Yamanaka Ino (Iris)

"Apparently I should have."

That hadn't been the plan, but she didn't need to know that, and Reno didn't need to know what they were talking about right then. Tseng's dignity preferred it that way.

"Perhaps I should prepare your food while you have your bath."

Not that he wanted to just hide from the small child for twenty minutes or so...

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"But your pants are all dirty," Ino said reasonably. "So you should have a bath too."

And whose fault was that, Ino?

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"I won't fit in the tub Reno's found."

Of that, Tseng was almost absolutely certain.

"A bath won't clean my pants. I'll just change my clothes."

They reached an intersection at the end of the hall, and Tseng was a half-step in the direction of the elevator while Reno was a half-step the opposite way, in the direction of the stairwell.

"... You can't be serious, Reno."

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But it would be hilarious to see him try!

Ino paused between the two of them, before letting go of Tseng's pants and peering the way Reno had been heading.

Already she'd figured out that if Reno wanted to go someway, it was likely to be more interesting than Tseng's way.

"Baths are that way?"

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"My way is faster."

Well. It was.

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She frowned.

That was a pretty impressive argument.

For a four year old.

"Reno's pretty fast?"

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"Reno's way is the stairs."

"Wanna let me in on the conversation?"

"No."

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Ino looked between the both of them.

"Your way doesn't have stairs?"

This was pretty confusing all around for her.

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"My way is the elevator," Tseng explained.

Around the same time, Reno's annoyed look at Tseng turned into something with a slightly more dangerous edge, and he crouched over and gestured to his back again.

"Whatever," he muttered. "Rookie an' I are gonna take the stairs. You're welcome to take the elevator or jump out the friggin' window if you want, yo."

"Reno."

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Ino... had no idea what an elevator was.

And, besides, the last time she'd gotten a piggyback ride, it had be crazy fun.

"Are we going to go fast again? she asked, clambering onto Reno's back again. "What's an elevator?"

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Reno just gave Ino a little grin over his shoulder.

"Yo, Tseng. Make yourself useful, find the kid some clean clothes and a towel if you ain't gonna find her some food, yo."

And then he was taking off at a run for the stairwell.

Tseng reached up to pinch the bridge of his nose and sighed, then turned to... well. To find the kid some clean clothes and a towel. There had to be something to fit her in the gift shop in the lobby, at the very least.

Why was this his life?

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Because he suffered so wonderfully?

Ino squealed with delight as Reno took off running.

"Are we going up again?" she asked eagerly. "Even if we're taking the stairs?"

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Reno had no idea what she was saying, again. But that wasn't going to stop him from grinning over his shoulder at her. Don't worry, Ino. He'd find a way to make this fun for you no matter what. He stepped through the door into the most disappointingly boring stairwell on the planet, looked over the edge of the railing, and then, making sure she was holding on tightly, simply jumped over the edge into freefall.

Apparently they were going down.

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And Ino... Ino had a split second of sulking over the really, seriously boring stairwell, before he leapt.

She clung, and shrieked with glee, as they fell.

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And Reno let out a whoop of his own as they fell, counting the floors they passed before throwing a hand out to grab the railing, and then swinging them into one of the landings. He looked up at the door number, and then smirked.

"See, way faster'n the elevator, yo."

He was seriously just showing off.

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He most definitely was, but Ino was enjoying it.

She giggled, tugging on his shoulder and pointing back upwards. "Can we do it again? Please?"

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Reno followed her finger, looking back up the stairs, and then smirked and shrugged before starting to run back up the stairs.

Why the hell not? It would take Tseng a while to catch up either way.

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"Yay yay yay yay!" she squealed, hugging his shoulders.

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Reno was grinning as he took the stairs four at a time, then pushed himself off the wall and jumped up to the next landing, then the next.

Showing off for a happy kid was... kind of great. He'd happily do that any time.

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And each leap to the next landing was accompanied by more gleeful noise from Ino.

See? See? She'd known he was a ninja! He was totally a ninja.

He was the best.

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Reno climbed the stairs even higher than the floor they'd been at, this time, before jumping back over the edge. Hell yeah, free fall!

"Wooo!"

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"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

They fell and fell and fell and she wasn't scared at all.

This was way better than the elevators.

(Not that Ino really understood what those were yet. But it had to be better.)

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And once again, Reno threw out a hand, catching the ledge, swinging back into the landing, and then running down a few more steps so that they were on the right floor again. He grinned over his shoulder at her.

"So, how about that bath?"

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She only recognized that last word through sheer repetition.

Ino nodded. A bath sounded like a good idea, and she'd already had a bunch of fun, and they'd said she'd get food after.

"Bath!" she said brightly. "And then ramen! And maybe then more running around?"

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