Voicemail

[intraspective]

"Hi! Ino speaking. I'm out at the moment so if you'd just leave a message that'd be great and I'll get back to you soon!"

"Hi, there! You've got Iris on the line, except you really don't. Leave a message and I'll probably get back to you. Unless you're bori—Rosa, shut up, I'm totally allowed to say that on my own 'I'm-not-here' message!"

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Comments

Crazy Phone Day

[notanactualfairy]

(From here)

While I find it fascinating that you felt the need to call me up and tell me this, it was rather pointless, as I am not in the habit of propositioning random strangers. So regardless of whether you are gay or into Canadians, your honor is probably safe.

Also, I am not Canadian. I am Quebecois.

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[intraspective]

[And continued here and here!]