"Sounds to me like you need some kinda displacement activity," observed the Turk. "You ain't got one thing, so you got this void, an' need to fill it with somethin' that feels just as important. And the boyfriend is all nice an' good, but it ain't accomplishin' much but you two bein' all squishy at one another, yo."

And giving Reno heart attacks when he heard radio broadcasts about them. But that was something different entirely.