"Sputtered text messages of 'What are you two doing?' are totally an acceptable reaction," Dōjima asserted as she slipped into one of the stalls. "It builds anticipation to see which one you really got."

"What? You don't have legions of flailing ninja ex-boyfriends?" she teased. Hrm. Green first. "I never dated a romantic before. Think it's something in the water? Getting us to pick up boys that aren't normally our types?"